ok i have watched 8 eps of weeds. so basically this white lady has a group of 2-3 hot black people who officially are her “dealers” but narrative-wise, just spend their time sitting around the table doing different activities while waiting for her to show up so they can fix her life and tell her what to do and explain the world to her. and she tells them what happened to her or is going on with her, and then they tell her back what really happened to her or is really going on with her, and then they sternly fix her. okay AND the guy who is conrad is obviously shotgun smoke in your mouth hot, and he is from 40 year old virgin, and i looked him up today and he, per wiks, does that rap that is by a CAT, like mc kitty katt or whatever or mc hott katt i don’t know that BAD cat that paula abdul was into in that one video. OMG I THINK I JUST CONFUSED IT WITH GLORIA ESTEFAN VIDEO. god, absurd. ho. lee. shit dudes. they both were boning animated cats in the 80s? paula abdul AND gloria estefan? has everyone else thought about this already? for christ’s. ALSO APPARENTLY PAULA’S WAS NAMED MC SKAT KAT oh my goooooooooood. that is NOT the cat i would date. god, i had something else about conrad from weeds. NOT CONRAD BAINS god don’t get all excited put your pants back on. i also think mindy’s dad was a conrad? am i wrong? i dunno. okay there is a fan website of him with several selections of wallpaper, and they include this:
okay but now back to mc skat cat. “The character released an album entitled The Adventures of MC Skat Kat and the Stray Mob in 1991. Several of the songs made reference to Paula Abdul, but she did not provide vocals (except for the intro in “On the Prowl”); she did, however, make an appearance in the video of “Skat Strut”, the only single to be released.” okay. what? the video of WHAT? WHAT IS SKAT STRUT? CAN YOU IMAGINE???? so awkward and terrible. i want the farthest away from anyone doing a skat strut that i can be.
listen, just so you know, “Skat Kat has a flat-top and a small, square goatee and wears a white tanktop, blue, baggy pants with black suspenders, and big tennis shoes. He sported an earring on his left ear starting with the Skat Strut music video.” i feel pretty unclear on how i would ever be able to tell this individual being described apart from david silver or luke.
the stray mob’s members are outlined on wiks as well. like this: "Taboo — a tall cat with black fur who appeared alongside Fatz in the Opposites Attract video. He wears a yellow t-shirt and red shorts. He is explicably and momentarily heard during the song Kat Stories. Voiced by “Rom” of the College Boyz.” explicably? voiced by “Ron” of the Jon’s Work.
that’s all i’ve got. i guess that is my first review of weeds?
"I expected a ravishing and diaphanous dragonfly … a siren, a green and sweet-voiced nymph—that was what I expected, and came a tiptoe into the room to find—a solid hunk; a hatchet-minded, cadaverous, acid voiced, bareboned, spavined, patriotic, nasal, thick legged American."
"Gertrude Atherton had been eager to meet Wilde at a London party, but decided not to go when she saw his photograph: ‘the most lascivious coarse repulsive mouth I had ever seen … I should feel as if I were under the sea pursued by some bloated monster of the deep.’"
I got up in the middle of the night to go potty and I made the decision to not turn on the light. It’s so painful to turn on the light, right? And I realized the only reason to turn it on is because I worry about snakes in the toilet. And it’s probably not true. The urb legend about snakes being in the toilet, and then going up into your butt, and then going all through your waterways, knowing your whole body and system, becoming your exact size, and then being you. Taking over and living your life. Driving your car, humping your loved ones, wearing your clothing in wrong combinations. High fiving the sales guys and doing shots on weeknights. While you’re inside, whole time, silentscreaming. They won’t let you brush your teeth or call your mom ever. I hate what they make me eat.