"He is a consumptive. He is a 17th century third son of a royal family who is expected to do nothing." —Annie, voice filled equally with certainty and disgust, as we spent lunch today eating pizza in her car and speaking at great length about someone we realized we both hate.
Worst nightmare. I was the newest cast member of SNL, the script was all in code on yellow legal pads and I couldn’t keep ahold of mine and the pages were out of order and I didn’t know any of my character names. And the men were all being really mean to me. No one would answer any of my questions. Finally some woman producer or something was like “This is ridic, they just gave you this and no help?” and started to outline my parts in blue. HAHAHA NOT MY PARTS PARTS. My parts in the script. PARTS IS PARTS. That is some gross chicken ad that you love. I way overslept trying to resolve this mess. I hated that I’d been set up to fail, and I wanted to just get my footing and be funny, I knew I could. But I couldn’t. Fucking assholes.
Every little inch, every little inch. Nicky is special, every little inch. Every little inch, every little inch. Every little inch gets its own silly kiss. This is the song of the day for the man of the hour.
Song for Lloyd:
You are the one whose nose is celebrated by the light of silvery moon you fox cub. You are the one who masturbated by the fright of the snivery poon you pox snub.
tendryness is in the blud, bud. it’s nutcher. it’s a way of putting it in there, then backing it right back up out, then repeating that first bit again. on and on sose eventually that coconut is full up with lime.
"The filmmakers took a lot of liberties. If you read the book, then you’ll know that my twin sister’s boyfriend had raped me and took my virginity. That’s why I was angry, that’s why I cut my hair to look like David Bowie’s. I really felt that detail was important. The filmmakers didn’t. They did not want the Cherie character to lose her innocence so early in the film." —Cherie Curry on the Runaways film
It sounds like she really liked the film overall. But holy fuck. Lose her innocence? What? Sickening. Don’t tell our stories unless you’re going to tell our fucking stories.
Per the Nutella website, at one point it become so popular that “Italian food stores started a service called ‘The Smearing.’ Children could go to their local food store with a slice of bread for a ‘smear.’”
God I wish that was what going to the gyny was.
It also says it’s pronounced “new-tell-uh.” I always say nuh-tella. I guess I am WRONG AGAIN, HUH GUYS LOL ROFLMAO GYPO
It keeps going on about looking in the peanut butter aisle. Okay I get it.
There are approx 50 hazeys in each thing of newtelluh?
OMG and a tude with the FAQ “where can i get some nutella recipes?” They respond “Nutella has such a special taste, we believe the best way to enjoy it is to spread it on your favorite bakery food.” La-di frick.
Okay Jon is seriously calling me about an award he is getting a Razzy I think
Here she comes, you better watch your step She’s going to break your heart in two, it’s true It’s not hard to realize Just look into her sauce-colored eyes She builds you up to just put you down, what a clown!
tim and eric
tim and eric
skin and jerry
skin and jerry
ner na ner na ner na nerrrr nerrn eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr