Movie I most want to watch NOW. cuntress: this is a project i did for my producing the feature class. we took a script i’m writing and put our dream actors, director, crew, etc. in it and then shot a title sequence. it’s called Blood Court. big thanks to Eric Georgevich for his terrific tennis playing.
“He is a consumptive. He is a 17th century third son of a royal family who is expected to do nothing.” —Annie, voice filled equally with certainty and disgust, as we spent lunch today eating pizza in her car and speaking at great length about someone we realized we both hate.
Worst nightmare. I was the newest cast member of SNL, the script was all in code on yellow legal pads and I couldn’t keep ahold of mine and the pages were out of order and I didn’t know any of my character names. And the men were all being really mean to me. No one would answer any of my questions. Finally some woman producer or something was like “This is ridic, they just gave...
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What is the harbinger of spring?
warlocks in the form of robins Ask me anything
Pumps or Heels?
1. pumpers like to pump 2. pumpers like to pump 3. pumpers like to pump 4. pumpers like to pump 5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWHPxUMZbhc Ask me anything
when you were a zygote what did you hope would...
ah, zydeco goat Ask me anything
Indeed. Reminds me of the time Jon admitted to fingerbarnging a Dalek’s mouth. Fine, not in my backyard though. Ask me anything
Who is eating a tangelo and who is eating a...
Angela from Who’s the Boss is sharing her tangelo with Tawny Kitaen. Specifically, Tawny Kitaen from Witchboard. The honeybell is still sitting here, sweet as Lloyd’s plum dumpling face. Ask me anything
Tendyrness, is it nature or nurture?
tendryness is in the blud, bud. it’s nutcher. it’s a way of putting it in there, then backing it right back up out, then repeating that first bit again. on and on sose eventually that coconut is full up with lime. Ask me anything
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“The filmmakers took a lot of liberties. If you read the book, then you’ll know that my twin sister’s boyfriend had raped me and took my virginity. That’s why I was angry, that’s why I cut my hair to look like David Bowie’s. I really felt that detail was important. The filmmakers didn’t. They did not want the Cherie character to lose her innocence so early in the film.” —Cherie...
Per the Nutella website, at one point it become so popular that “Italian food stores started a service called ‘The Smearing.’ Children could go to their local food store with a slice of bread for a ‘smear.’” God I wish that was what going to the gyny was. It also says it’s pronounced “new-tell-uh.” I always say nuh-tella. I guess I am WRONG...
1. Here she comes, you better watch your step She’s going to break your heart in two, it’s true It’s not hard to realize Just look into her sauce-colored eyes She builds you up to just put you down, what a clown! 2. tim and eric awesome show tim and eric skin and jerry jossamo skin and jerry ner na ner na ner na nerrrr nerrn eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
nothing much to look at, indeed.
tishmisc: -Story has it that Frank Sinatra locked himself up in his room for two days when he heard that Ava had died. They say he sobbed uncontrollably. -Well, and so he should have…Such a little man, nothing much to look at, scrawny, a shrimp. Next to her he looked like a frog. -What about Mickey Rooney? -…Well, that Rooney was a shrimp too! Such an exquisite woman and around her she had...