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Here is the game. It is embarrassing but I feel like it’s probably funny so I’m ignoring the embarr part. I’m going to name as many athletes as I can without looking any up. In 3 minutes. Going to go set the timer.
Billie Jean King
what the fuck am I obsessed with tennis? Not how I thought this would go.
Leon Spinks? Is that someone?
Sugar Ray Leonard
someone named “Dr. J” who my mom claims we saw at an airport but I don’t know, I was pretty young and have no idea. And also Fred Macmurry, same sitch.
um. Ugh. that one. Mike Tyson
Steff Graff? Is her name spelled some other way? Pfgraf? Surely not
fuck fuck um fucking Beckham, David
William the Refrigerator Perry
that one Boz who wore sunglasses
uh fucking the one whose book I read. god. Dennis whatever? THE WORST.
a basketball player named Cheryl? Swopes maybe?
I keep wanting to say Reggie Mantle, but that is the Archie person. Not Reggie Jackson and Mickey Mantle. And I swear to god Reggie had a candy bar? Although not a bar, more like a … patty? Like a Chunky style thing? Is this true? A Reggie bar? I would buy that as a kid.