Tump. A tump is a mound, or a clump of vegetation, per Marion Webstar. Tump is a new word for me today. Two of the first three Google images of tump are of Ivanka Tump. Vegetarians would likely make tump roasts and pretend they are delicious. A new kind of underground dancing: tumpin. Or tumpin is maybe a turnip/pumpkin hybrid. Tumplr is tumblr but with something wrong with it. Tump is a terrible...
Andrew is a HUGE collector of Kliban Cats.
Congratulations to my boyfriend.
Literary Review’s bad sex in fiction award: “On a shortlist of 10, singer Nick Cave was picked for his second novel The Death of Bunny Munro, about a sex-obsessed door-to-door salesman. “Frankly we would have been offended if he wasn’t shortlisted,” said Anna Frame at his publisher Canongate.”
Paintings by Kellesimone Waits, Tom Waits'... →
I dunno, you guys.
Scientist announces that she is call girl and... →
Gilpin & Marigold Fly In A Hot Air Balloon
kfan: Every year Jasper County has a huge hot-air balloon festival. People come from all over to see the balloons soar across the sky. It is a wondrous and magical sight. You don’t have to just stay on the ground and watch the balloons, however. It’s also possible to go for a ride! That’s why Gilpin and Marigold had traveled to Jasper County from the city. They had always wanted to go for a...
Okay I just watched these Scream Awards at Sydney’s place. First off, I’m not sure if I can stand Johnny Depp anymore. I mean yeah, I am excited to see Alice in Wond. And I like other shit he does. But I do not fucking understand why he has to look like Richard Brautigan. I believe I have made this complaint before a time or hundred. But my GOD. What is he trying to tell me with the...
He’s young. He has amazing hair. He has a great back story. He has a fantastic...– PDH on LTJ (via ladyastrolux) I have zero memory of saying anything even remotely this retarded.
I think Annie says yes to Pantalaine. →